Bond: My dear Colonel Derval, I don't think you should have opened that car door by yourself.

Bond: Keep in touch.
Pat: Any time, any place.
Bond: Another time, another place.

Blofeld: Please signal your acceptance of our terms by requiring Big Ben to strike seven times at six PM tomorrow.

Q: Try to be a little less than your usual frivolous self 007!

Bond: My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure do you?
Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mister Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, then immediately returns to the side of right and virtue. But not this one. What a blow it must have been - you having a failure.
Bond: Well, you can't win them all...

Pat: Funny looking bruise. A fall?
Bond: A poker, in the hands of a widow.
Pat: I thought you'd be just the type for a widow.
Bond: No, he didn't like me at all.

Bond: My name's James Bond and I've been admiring your form.
Domino: Really - your name's James Bond and you've been admiring my form.
Bond: Most girls just paddle around, you swim like a man.
Domino: So do you.
Bond: Well, I've had quite a bit of practice.

Largo: Someone had to lose.
Bond: Yes, I thought I saw a SPECTRE at your side.

Volpe: You'd like Bond dead?
Largo: I can think of nothing better.

Bond: Thousands, hundreds of thousands of people will die if you don't help me.

Bond: That boat; is that yours?
Largo: Why yes, the Disco Volante.
Bond: What does she do, about 15 knots?
Largo: Near 20!

Volpe: [from the bath] Aren't you the wrong room, Mr Bond?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.

Largo: You've given me much pleasure Domino, but unless you tell me how much Bond knows I will be forced to cause you great pain.

Pat: You wouldn't tell Dr. Wayne!
Bond: Well, I suppose my silence could have a price.
Pat: Oh, no - you... wouldn't.

Moneypenny: Ah-huh - in the conference room. Every 00 in Europe has been rushed in, and the Home Secretary too.
Bond: Somebody's probably lost a dog.

Bond: It's your SPECTRE against mine.
Largo: You wish to put the evil eye on me.

Largo: Vargas does not drink, he does not smoke, he does not make love. What does Vargas do? We all have our passions.

Bond: [to the shark] Sorry old chap, better luck next time.

Bond: Shoot one of those sharks, it'll keep the others occupied.

Q: I must say I find this business of equipping you in the field highly irregular.

Bond: [strapping on the underwater jetpack] ...and the kitchen sink?
Leiter: On you, anything looks good.

Leiter: Have you killed him?
Bond: You know me better than that.

Bond: I hope we didn't frighten the fish.

Pat: What kind of word do you do anyway?
Bond: Oh I travel, I kind of 'licenced trouble-shooter'.

Bond: I respectfully request that you change my posting to Nassau.
M: Any other reason, other than your love of water sports?

Volpe: Some men just don't like to be driven.
Bond: No, some men just don't like being taken for a ride.

Largo: Stop it, you're fools! He's got you shooting at each other.

Bond: Do you mind if my friend sits this one out, she's just dead?

Volpe: Do you like wild things Mr. Bond, James Bond?
Bond: Wild? You should be locked up in a cage.