Quotes - Tomorrow Never Dies

Moneypenny: "You always were a cunning linguist James."

Roebuck: "With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job."
M: "Perhaps. But the advantage is that I don't have to think with them all the time."

Moneypenny: "You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed James."

Carver: "Words are the new weapons, satellites the new artillery."

Carver: "The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."

Bond: "If I might say so, you've found the right decadent, corrupt western agent as a partner."

Carver: "What you're about to witness, Ms Lin is not so much a missile attack but the launch of a new world order."

Crewman: "Ready to rock and ruin."

Carver: "Good morning, my golden retrievers! What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News?"
Journalist: "Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California."
Carver: "Excellent!"

Carver: "Mr Wallace, call the President. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we will release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room."
Wallace: "Inspired, sir."
Carver: "And after he signs the bill, release the tape anyway."
Wallace: "Consider him slimed."

Paris: "I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary."
Bond: "Sorry to disapoint you."

Bond: "I always enjoyed learning a new tongue."

Carver: "Mr Jones, are we ready to release our new software?"
Jones: "Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years."
Carver: "Outstanding!"

Q: "Your new BMW. Will you be needing collision coverage?"
Bond: "Yes."
Q: "Property damage?"
Bond: "Definitely."
Q: "Personal injury?"
Bond: "I hope not, but accidents do happen."

Bond: "Was it something I said?"
Paris: "How about the words, "I'll be right back"?"

Carver: "You're too late again, Mr Bond. It's a bad habit of yours. There's nothing you can do - the missile's fully programmed, it can't be stopped. In a matter of minutes, my plan will succeed, and, thanks largely to your efforts, the British Navy will destroy the evidence. And I'll be out of here, in a Carver news helicopter, covering the event. It's going to be a fantastic show!"
Bond: "I may have some breaking news for you, Elliot. You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot - give the people what they want."

Bond: "It won't look like a suicide if you shoot me from over there."
Kaufman: "I am a professor of forensic medicine. Believe me, Mr Bond, I could shoot you from Stuttgart und still create the proper effect."

Wade: "You know that, officially, Uncle Sam is completely neutral in this turkey shoot."
Bond: "And unofficially?"
Wade: "We have no interest in seeing World War III - unless we start it!"

Bond: "Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex."

Bond: "You were pretty good with that hook."
Wai-Lin: "Thanks. It comes from growing up in a rough neighbourhood. You were pretty good with the bike."
Bond: "Thank you. It comes from not growing up at all."